Due to the constant workload at work, some minor (and sometimes not so) everyday problems, we simply do not have enough time for romance. Yes, the candy-bouquet period has already passed a long time ago (and some did not have it at all), but this does not mean that you need to leave everything like that, they say, they are no longer teenagers, which I did not see there, and so on. Bringing romance back to the family!
Instructions
Step 1
Bathroom romance
Expectation:
- oh, this is the most romantic thing that you can think of: champagne, candles, rose petals … As well as foam and aromatic oils, what else do you need?
Reality:
- you don't have a bathroom, but a shower cabin. Everything. The romance is over.
- you have a bath, but there is so little space in the room that several candles illuminate it (the room) no worse than a 60-watt lamp, and your drying socks are visible on the radiator (which does not add romance).
- you have a large bathroom, but the bathroom itself is cramped. Highly. Therefore, after tormenting for 5 minutes, you solemnly (or maybe not very much) head to the bedroom. Or to the kitchen to finish the champagne.
- everything is in order with the bathroom, you are nicely sipping champagne on the shoulder of the other half, but your head starts to ache terribly. Still, half a bottle of tea tree oil and the high humidity did the trick.
Output:
If you are opting for romance in the bathtub, then don't overdo it. In an ordinary multi-storey building, the bathtub is small, so no matter how hard you try, "like in the movies" will not work. It will be enough to add a couple of drops of oil to the water, pour the champagne into glasses and put on a small table. You can also go there with a plate of fruit. Well, and a thick candle, of course. Everything. Most likely, you will not stay there for long, the water cools down, and you will go to bask in the bedroom.
Step 2
Romantic dinner
Expectation:
- candles, wine, snacks, strawberries in cream, soft music. You are quietly discussing something, remembering your first meeting, what could be more pleasant …
Reality:
- even if you have a day off, then there is a high probability that your man has a rush at work. Or rediscount. Or tax. In general, he will come home angry, tired, hungry (I remind you that this is an average man in Russia, at the word "romantic" he recalls the Soviet tape recorder). And he doesn't give a damn about your even the best intentions. He wants to wash, eat, rest. And then everything else.
Output:
Everything is fixable. But you need to prepare. While your man washes off everyday work in the bathroom, you spread a warm blanket on the floor (preferably so that you can lean on something with your back), you already have snacks on the pick (something more serious than a slice of cheese), you can serve cut meat or fish into small pieces, preferably without liquid sauces, otherwise you will not wash off later. Sushi rolls can be ordered. Wine, champagne, cognac, in this case it doesn't matter, choose what your half likes. We put out the lights, light candles, you can turn on relaxing music. After you have eaten, give him a massage with aromatic oils. Everything, he is yours. Unless, of course, you fell asleep after the massage (and this happens).
Step 3
For those who are not at all romantics (he absolutely does not accept dinner by candlelight, and his eyes twitch from aromatic oils.)
There is a way out: we order pizza, his favorite beer, sit down on the sofa and turn on a comedy. It is clear that you would like to spend this evening in a completely different way, but that is what it is. In this situation, you will finally spend time together, and if it is also winter, then away beer, long live hot chocolate! And a warm blanket, and "something I'm cold, hug me tightly", and then it will go by itself.
